Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

reasons why kpoppers would die if their parents found their tumblr parents: who are these babies you keep on referring to? are you pregnant?
parents: this man is ruining your life? we have to call the police to end this harassment!
parents: don't tell me... he's the one who got you pregnant?!??!!
parents: why do you keep telling that picture to "stop"? he's just standing there. do you have a mental disease?
parents: you want to marry that boy? is he a doctor?
parents: moving to korea? who's going to pay for it?
parents: what is dubulge?
parents: shooting anonymous??!! have you become a serial killer?!?!!?!!?!?!?!
parents: WHY IS THAT BREASTLESS GIRL FLAUNTING HER NIPPLES??!?!!
parents: why are they all blonde is that even possible i mean THEY'RE ASIAN.
parents: are they speaking chinese?
parents: are they gay?
parents: why does he have blue hair?
parents: so you're telling me that's a guy? pfffffffffffffffffffffff
parents: they're all ugly.
parents: they're all prettier than you.

To all my followers

I hate when people don’t realize that followers aren’t just a number. Those are all real people with lives and stories and if you have 100 or 10 000 followers, I think it’s really special that you can be connected to that many people at one time through the internet idk this makes no sense but don’t take your followers for granted okay if you’re reading this and you follow me then I love you I want to bake you cookies because you deserve it.

Me: the twinkle twinkle..
Friend: Little star! how i w...
Me: SOMGYEODO TWINKLE EOJJEONAAAAAAAAAAA
Friend: the fuck